~EpidemicXero

Tagged by !
(If anyone understood that completely random reference in the subject line.... Many congratulations to you. X3!! )


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

-Simon ( Umm....yeah. )
-Shanners
-"The Ninja" ('Cause I would always enter a room without anyone noticing. ^ ^;; )

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:

-I have succeeded in not achieving spontaneous combustion. D:
-Thus, I have failed at spontaneous combustion. D:
-I have also succeeded in failing at being a bad enough dude to rescue the president. D:

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

-What?
-WAT U DOIN/
-and whut.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

-THAT. D:
-I'm actually not a cybernetically enhanced, grenade-launcher-toting clone of Abraham Lincoln. Friggin' lame. > <;; I couldn't live with myself once I found that out, so I ditched my body and moved into the basement of a pawn shop in Okinawa. It's been alright, but I still never really got over the whole not-being-a-hardcore-former-president-cyborg deal. *^*
-Somewhere down the line I dissolved into a whiny indecisive doormat. Umm, no. Literally. D: I feel so bad for the door I'm matting. I feel even worse for the people trying to get past the door I'm matting. i'm sure they're all perfectly fine people, but then I have to go on this moronic tangent about how I don't know if I should.....if I should.....umm.....HALP. D:

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:

-Missingno. D: Especially when he invades mah pokeymans' hall of fame. Gaawwwwwsh, those noises were CREEPEH.
-Shotgun-toting John Goodman chasing me down a randomly burning hallway whilst screaming "I WILL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIIIIINNND!!!!! D: D: D: " to the beat of industrial techno. (So, I guess I'm afraid of watching Barton Fink. XD;; )
-NOT FINISHING THIS FRIGGIN' DESIGN PROJECT ARGHLBARGHLsdfhksjldhfgldksjg D: D:

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
(lolz, teh tagmastah has sudden fear of contractions, eh? D: )

-A cross.
-Mute Math hoodie. X3
-Psssh, wouldn't YOU like to know? D:< Fine, pants.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
(Just three?! ;^; Tharr be farrrr too many.....X3 )

-Nightfall (Earthsuit) --Sends deep shivers down my spine every single time I hear it. *^* More humans need to hear this song. And bears. Definitely bears. They shall defeat you AND the night. D:
-Don't Stop Me Now (Queen) --I WILL bust out into a slick, highly-choreographed musical number to this song someday. I will. Nay, I must. I absolutely must. There's just no way around it. --and I'm pretty sure it'll involve tons of epic spiral staircase railing buttslides. And rhythmic martial arts. And tigers, duh.
-Revenga (System of a Down) --Because I must also someday ride atop a wild steed whilst having this song magically play from some unknown source in the background. And then I must, while still on horseback, recklessly and epicly slow-mo crash through the wall of the headquarters of the sinister band of hybrid dragonpossums who stole my awesome pizza. And then everything'll explode. And it'll be the best Christmas ever. D:

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:

-God.
-Famileh. :3
-Umm, Brak.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

-Schleepin'.
-Dreamin'.
-ROCKET JOCKEH (I wish. D: Someone rip that game off already!! Either that or make it a real-life activity that somehow won't leave us all horribly maimed. XD;; )

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

-Ummmm, POST-MIDNIGHT CAMPUS-WIDE LAZOR TAG AND/OR PAINTBALL WITH JETPACK ASSISTED GO-KARTS! ....That would be fun. :3
-Flyyyyyyyyyyy away, oh gloreh. D:
-Mongolian Barbecue. A MANLEH PILE. Mmmmmmm......owo!!!

THREE BOY'S NAMES:

-Hunguhdungah
-Hunguhdungah
-and Hunguhdungah

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:

-Millie
-Meryl
-Haggis (What... You COULD name a girl Haggis! ....I'm assuming the girl wouldn't like you very much for it though. D: )

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

-Spontaneously perform the aforementioned musical number.
-Spontaneously perform the aforementioned musical number.
-aaaaand, spontaneously perform the aforementioned musical number. With tigers.

THREE PPL YOU TAG






Gracious, that was really cold! D: I mean, cool.
*runs off to perform an epic fail on the Design1 final *

**EDIT: (I just realized that my dramatic Mello bite could have been.....A MELLODRAMATIC BITE. HAAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAAAHAHAHAA. ......Haaaaaaa.......*curlsintoballofshameandrollsaway* Dx )